cruel vegetables -have feelings too

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chris brown drake rihanna alternative to rock paper scisors, hasbro makes new ggaem

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marrissa mayer sexiest female in tech - competiton was small, only one other in fact , - arianna huffington jk shes ugly - steals evrything from everyone and puts it on her site - will feature this post

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facebook policve /facebook t oilet

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kanye west says obama hates black people - names new album yeezus

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quintin terentino joins some black guild, says hes blacker than wesley snipes - says he will play all the balck roles in his movie - or says samuel l jackson doesnt know how to portray black people, fires him and plays all roles, thinks hes black

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recent poll chris brown hitting on them not good

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Retailers refuse to sell Chris Brown Greatest Hits album as the cover features Rihanna

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Margaret Thatcher voted as the hottest women in politics, The Queen comes in second. RT says pole was rascists.

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Post Pope Life Pope Benedict Applies for credit card tellign youth not to follow his road and save up while theyre yonge.

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does the pope have a credit card? - stupid person asks this

Alex Jones says iphones are a cia plot/ to mind control device

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cia intercepts it - peeing in a cup is - to put our dietary habits in cia data base
have agents in every hospotal, public clinic, and school nursing 

Michele Bachmann Comes out of the closet

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did u see my husband? only a lesbnian would be with him.

Ann Coulter calls KFC Rascists and Opressive to white people

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arah Palin poked holes in her husbands condoms

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rt and al jazeera partner to launch new ultimate channel - "agasint the US"

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blame US propaganda for something - concpiracy

alqueda discriminated against - denied to board flight fro annual retreat.

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shwarzeneegr reveals governer was a role for movie - undecover movie being filemd - hardest role in his life, had tp prepare super long

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Earthquake? Maybe Quebec has finally decided to separate.

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Survey Shows 100% Of People Who Drink Water Die.

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Russia Unionizes Crime. Criminals Lobby For Job Security.

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Romanians Blast Greeks For Lack Of Cars To Steal. Tell Them To Get A Job.

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Feminist Complain That It's Sexist That Pregnant Women Are Offered A Seat In Public Transportation.

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Sarah Palin Tackles Her Next Challenge To Make American Better: Vampires.

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Italy Skeptical Of Partnering With Germany To Solve EuroCrises. Argues That During Their Last Partnership Germany Didn't Deliver (WWII).

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Citizens From Number Of Countries Blast Their Governments For Not Recognizing Jedi Religion As An Official Religion. UPDATE: Partially True.

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Note: This article will take a break from our usual satirical approach and instead report real facts. Therefore, in its entirety this article is not satire but actual news.

Australia: More than 70,000 people declared themselves members of the Jedi order in the 2001 census.

Canada: 21,000 people declared themselves members of the Jedi order in the 2001 census.

Feminist Outbursts Spark The Creation Of Men's Right's Group.

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Men's Right's Group Concedes To Feminists: "Some things women are better at than men, like giving birth."

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Catholic Church Blasted For Lack Of Kosher Food In The Vatican.

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Dubai Makes It Illegal To Chew Gum In Subway. UPDATE: Actually True.

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Note: This article will take a break from our usual satirical approach and instead report real facts. Therefore, in its entirety this article is not satire but actual news.

Dubai has made it illegal to chew gum while inside the subway due to safety issue and concerns. Several fatalities caused by suffocation from gum related activities has prompted law makers in Dubai to ban the western treat from subways. Those found to have gum